Curse

Talesin Darkbriar · Jul 22, 2005, 11:29 PM // 23:29

Intended as a tongue in cheek primer:

Statement: "(insert gear item) is IMPOSSIBLE to attain! absolutely impossible!:
Interpretation: Nobody is selling it for the price I want to pay.
Solution: play the game: time put in = increased chances of finding goodies.

Statement: "(insert random player class) is completely unbalanced!"
Interpretation: Why doesn't this class die as much as me?
Solution: Try different classes to discover which one you have a talent for.

Statement: "Anet has completely destroyed (insert random gripe)"
Interpretation: I was working this farming/exploit like a dominatrix on a gimp, and they caught me!
Solution: Surely there are more things for you to exploit/farm? Try looking.

Statement: Who thinks (insert exploit) is cheating?
Interpretation: If enough of you agree, maybe I won't get banned?
Solution: Stop exploiting.

Statement: "PUGS suck!"
Interpretation: PUGS suck.
Solution: Get your friends to join, or find some. PUGS do indeed suck 9 out of 10 times.

Have a good weekend all ~!

Talesin

EmperorTippy · Jul 22, 2005, 11:44 PM // 23:44

3 posts of yours I agree with

Aniewiel · Jul 23, 2005, 12:00 AM // 00:00

Moving to Off Topic and Absurd.

Lampshade · Jul 23, 2005, 12:21 AM // 00:21

Even though I already knew most of them I thank you for inturpetting for those who dont, or those who say things like that and need the soulution to their rants.

PieXags · Jul 23, 2005, 01:19 AM // 01:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aniewiel

Moving to Off Topic and Absurd.

This is problably the least absurd thing I've read all day.

Why move it here?

chalt2 · Jul 23, 2005, 01:22 AM // 01:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

This is problably the least absurd thing I've read all day.

Why move it here?

Agreed, this should be moved to the most populated thread but then again those that it pokes the fun at won't get or consider it "flame"